Jokes

MATHEMATICS LESSON IN PROGRESS

Class Teacher: Okon, if I give you one thousand naira and your father gives you one thousand naira, how much would you have in total?

Student: One thousand naira.

Class Teacher: Wrong. Very wrong. I said, If I give you one thousand naira and your father gives you one thousand naira, how much would that be?

Student: Sir, it is one thousand naira.

Class Teacher: Okon, you don’t know simple maths.

Student: Sir, you don’t know my stingy dad!